Cops have investigated a Henson triptych of a building’s exterior which hangs in a minister’s office at Parliament House. Those dirty, obscene building exteriors.

Department of Parliamentary Services, Alan Thompson, told the media

“Our general impression is they simply had a list of places that might have Bill Henson works.”

Good use of police resources, eh? At least we know why Malc Turnbull was so vocal in pointing out his Henson piccys weren’t of anyone naked.