I never thought I’d need a category for vehicle censorship when I started this blog, but than I never thought anyone could be offended by a camper van. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Brisbane wowser and soon-to-be protector of the moral majority, Lucy Clark, is positively outraged that she was bombarded with suggestive artwork painted on a number of Wicked camper vans whilst she was out driving with her children.

If you’ve never seen a Wicked Camper on the road, they are usually full of unshaven Swedish backpackers and covered in artwork (like the one pictured below). Everything from The Beatles and James Bond, to blondes and boobys. And as much as John Lennon probably stirs up the goody genes in people like Lucy, it was the latter that set her off.

Wicked Camper Vans offend Brisbane

Here’s a few of the slogans painted on Wicked Campers that Lucy didn’t like:

  • ‘Men would like women’s brains more if they jiggled when they walked.’
  • ‘If God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.’
  • ‘Women only fake orgasms because they think men care.’
  • ‘Woman are like banks: once you withdraw you lose interest.’
  • And one about D Cups

Wicked Camper Vans offend Brisbane

Her kid didn’t understand the joke, it went completely over her head as you might expect. Lucy was the one offended. She has her priorities in the right place though. She wants a law against it. Urgh.

Lucky this guy doesn’t live here.

Wicked has hundreds of pictures of their vans on their website if you’re interested and they cost about $30 bucks a night if you feel like camping around Brisbane.